Have you ever been
tagged in that Facebook post about the books that made the greatest impression
on you? It's the one where a person writes a list of their chosen books, tags you, and then you have
to write yours.
Well I confess I've
been very rude. Despite being tagged by several lovely people, I have never once obliged. Instead I've scanned over their lists, felt slightly insecure and then ignored them.
Is it
me, or does everyone's list tend to sound like the GCSE or A Level English syllabus? You know, a bit, dare I say
it, worthy?
A typical list looks a
bit like this:
Anna Karenina
Of Mice and Men
Jane Eyre
The Great Gatsby
Wuthering Heights
Sense and Sensibility
Great Expectations
The Lord of the Flies
1984
Macbeth
I just can't help wondering, did
they really leave the greatest impression? Or are they just the books people think should have left the greatest impression?
I'm not saying they aren't excellent works of literature, but for me, they just weren't life changing.
On that note, I have decided to finally compile my own list. The following are the books that really
made an impression, and in most cases I can prove why:
1. MALORY TOWERS - Enid Blyton
Enid Blyton was the author
responsible for getting me excited about reading. I read Famous Five and then
Mallory Towers so hungrily.
The other day I walked
into a book shop and was really shocked to find three shelves packed
with her books. These books were first published in the 1940s! I'm a
reading helper in a local school and I just can't imagine my 9 year old kids
reading lines like, "Don't be so jolly inquisitive!" and "Hilda,
you never wrote to me in the hols you mean pig!"
Proof it made a great impression: Okay, I don't have concrete proof. But I did just get really excited
and nostalgic when I saw this old cover.
2. The REDWALL Series - Brian Jacques
This was an epic fantasy series
set in a world of talking animals. The first book was published in 1986, How I
remember it, it was like Lord of the Rings, where the hobbits were field mice,
the good men were badgers and the Orcs were rats.
Proof it made a great impression: It inspired me to write my own version, which was the first complete
novel I ever wrote. You can compare beginnings to verify its influence on me:
Redwall: The first mice had built the Abbey of red sandstone quarried from the
pits many miles away in the north east.
Dandelion Abbey (my book - aged
11): Dandelion Abbey stood strong and
steady on her neat rows of reddish stone. It had two iron gates, beautifully
designed by Maiya Goodfound, an ancient mouse who had died a long time ago.
3. POINT HORROR Series
These were the first books I
remember buying on my own. They were really American and all the
guys were either called Jake or Jason, and there was always some bitchy girl
who got murdered. These books weren't approved of in my school,
which made buying them all the more exciting.
Proof it made a great impression: Seeing the old book covers again took me straight back in time.
I had to do extra maths after school one evening, and on my way, I remember stopping at WHSmith to choose a book.
The point horror series also inspired me to write my own version called: Evil
Eyes. This is an excerpt from that book with original spelling- aged 12:
"Hallo Nancy"
"Don't try scare me, man, I'm tougher than you think I'm not gona go to my grave by a weed like you,' Nancy said, her tone was confident.
"Huh, same hear, how do you think I killed Joanna? And Miss James? And Janat?"
"You did not kill Joanna. Megan did."
"Huh, she did not. I did it through Megan."
They say good books feed good writing... so we know what went wrong here!
4. GOOD NIGHT MR TOM - Michelle Magorian
While in my local primary
school, I noticed a teacher holding a copy of this book. My first reaction was to feel sorry
for the kids that had to read it. It was the first book that really broke my heart.
But then I argued with myself that it's a great thing to be moved like that. And it wasn't all sad. Mr Tom was my hero. He was such a warm, wonderful character.
Proof it made a great impression: I named my pet gerbil Mr Tom.
5. STARTER FOR TEN - David Nicholls
This is quite possibly the only
book I've ever read more than once. I think I've read it five times. I think it's hilarious.
This is the beginning of one of my favourite sections:
"At 2,360 yards, or 2.158 kilometres, Southend pier is officially the longest pier in the world. This is probably a bit too long, to be honest, especially when you're carrying a lot of lager. We've got twelve large scans of Skol, sweet-and-sour pork balls, special-fried rice and a portion of chips with curry sauce - flavours from around the world...
(...) Tone's also had to lug his ghetto-blaster which is the size of a small wardrobe and, it's fair to say, will probably never blast a ghetto, unless you count Shoeburyness..."
Proof it made a great impression: Just ask me to lend you my copy...
(N.B. Oddly enough, I didn't really like One Day, by the same author. But I'm hoping I'll love Nicholl's new book Us.)
Thank you for reading that self-indulgent list. Now over to you! What books really, really made a great impression?
