Blog: Em, aren't you being a bit of a hypocrite?
Emily: Why's that?
Blog: Don't you tell everyone in your blog workshops to write regularly?
Blog: So, you are being a hypocrite.
Emily: But I do write regularly. I've never written so much in my life.
Blog: Maybe it's a computer error then because lately none of your blogs have been showing up.
Emily: Ah. No. I haven't written any blogs.
Blog: But you said...
Emily: I'm also three chapters away from completing a serialised novel called Spray Painted Bananas. That's more than 75,000 words worth of free reading material. In fact I'm a bit gutted I won't be able to pitch it for publication now, I've grown quite attached to it.
Blog: Boo hoo... 'nanas schmanas...
Emily: What more do you want from me?
Blog: Wake me up when you post a blog.
Emily: So, you're not going to read my book?
Emily: Even though I've been working on it for 4 months... for the love...
Blog: Fine! Give me the link.
Emily: Thanks! Here it is.
Blog: Now sod off and write a blog.