1. Buy some plastic bananas off ebay
2. Buy some fluorescent spray paint
3. Feel bad about how toxic spray paint is then spray plastic bananas anyway
4. Be married/ friends with someone who thinks spending the day walking from one end of London to another filming bright pink bananas is a perfectly good use of a day...
5. Muster the courage to hang bananas on Buckingham palace railing
6. Realise British police are so friendly that you didn't need to muster the courage after all
7. Ditto for Downing Street
8. Chase after a Beefeater at The Tower of London (just like in the novel)
9. Talk gibberish to Beefeater while husband gets correct angle for filming
10. Be friends with a cameraman for creative shots in pub (thanks Pablo!)
11. Get performance poet friend to record voiceover in your living room (thanks Rachel!)
12. Be impressed by husband's editing skills
13. Reassure patient nephew you'll only be five more minutes then you can play Fifa
14. Add competition details to the description
15. Upload video to You Tube
16. Lose at Fifa
17. Start sharing video!
18. Blog about the making of... and post the video on the blog! Here it is ->
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