Do you ever get a great urge to vent online? Perhaps after a particularly bad day at the office you feel the impulse to update your facebook status to:
MY BOSS IS AN INCOMPETENT MORON!
Or if you're a writer and sales aren't going too well:
Perhaps you're more of a drip feeder of your woes and post things like:
I don't want to talk about it...
Why would you write that unless you wanted to talk about it?!
|- feeling disappointed *sad face*|
I understand it though. Caring friends will rush to leave hearts and hugs and you'll feel loved and happy. Other 'friends' will roll their eyes and unfollow you, but you won't know about them, so it won't hurt.
Who am I to judge? I'm familiar with the impulse. I've succumbed to sharing my frustrations on facebook, often trying to prove I'm not the sort of person who spills their guts without filter, by adding a humorous photo to lighten it up.
The sharing gives me a little rush. But it's a high that lasts only a few seconds. Almost immediately I'll feel immature about having a hissy fit in public. Within ten minutes I've usually taken the post down, concerned that my online footprint will follow me; that word will travel to the last pair of ears I'd like it to travel to.
I believe all social networks require filtering by the user. Filtering is especially essential if you're interacting as a professional. My blog isn't the same as the diary I kept as a teenager. No one needs that. No one wants to drown in self-indulgent - WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? WHY IS IT ALL SO UNFAIR? - drivel.
So what do you do when you're from the over-sharing generation and you feel a tremendous urge to rant about a sensitive matter to the online community?
1) take a deep breath
2) feel and accept the anger / frustration / disappointment
3) redirect it
You vent. But not about the stuff that could get you into trouble. You vent about stuff like:
1. Why do they put serviettes UNDER your sandwich?
2. Why do drivers with the worst taste in music play it the loudest?
3. Why do they call them monkey bars when there are no monkeys?
4. Why don't my socks ever make it into the washing machine TOGETHER?
5. Why do fussy eaters not just order a Margarita pizza rather than ordering something delicious and picking out all the best bit?
6. Why do mosquitoes buzz around my ear but bite my legs?
7. Why don't mosquitoes just bite my whole ear off instead of my legs so I don't have to listen to the b******* all night?
8. Why does cling film exist when after one use it's IMPOSSIBLE to tear off?
Alternatively, you can rant about important things:
9. Why is Fifa doing nothing about the Nepalese labourers dying EVERY TWO DAYS while building a F****** football stadium in Qatar?
But it depends on your blog, I guess.
10. Why am I still ranting when I'm obviously perfectly fine and have nothing more to rant about?
So, yeah, about that urge? Do you get it?