The journalist leans
forward, intrigued. "So how did your pot painting career begin?"
"Quite
unexpectedly," I reply, smiling as if it were the first time I've told the
story. "My neighbour was moving out and gifted me this large terracotta
pot... normally I love terracotta but this one was a very faded and lifeless colour."
(Please note: the photo is deceptive because here it has just been washed and is wet!)
I tell her how the
previous week I'd bought red spray paint to give new life to an old metal herb dispenser.
"So you see I had
this dull terracotta pot and this can of bright red spray paint in the house...
and I thought why not spray paint the pot?"
The journalist's eyes
narrows as she tries to anticipate the rest of the story. After all, I'm a
famous sharpie artist not a spray painter. But the spray painting does play a
key part.
"My original plan
was to paint the pot red on the top and red at the bottom, a white middle, and
a sleek red line running through it... I thought the white would cover any small
smears of red that had run beneath the line, but instead it just turned pink."
"You should have
sanded off the excess paint," she blurts out.
I smile
patiently. "Yes... but if it had
worked out perfectly I wouldn't have decided to blow caution to the wind and use my sharpie pens."
I then tell her what
I've already told all the other magazines reporters. I tell her about the pure
joy I felt once I started drawing.
"I'd been feeling
really irritated that day, but as soon as I started doodling on that pot all my
worries faded away and I felt so happy. I felt like I wanted to do this for the
rest of my life."
Behind us, I'm aware
of the photographer taking snaps of me and feel a little self-conscious. It's
funny, because I always thought I'd be famous for writing, not painting pots.
"You say
doodling..." she says, raising her eyebrow, wanting more.
"It's free hand..
I make it up as I go along. In fact, doodling is something I've always done to relax..."
....CUT!!! That was just a
daydream!
But seriously, do you
like my pot? I'll sell it to the highest bidder! Do you want me to paint you one? I
had so much fun doing it I want to do more and mooooooooore!
Can you tell I've
gone completely potty?!
(I'll be posting pics on Instagram...)
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And for my non-pot career! I hope you enjoy my latest novel The Hen Party!