The
Balearic Islands was promoted to phase one on Monday. Phase one of Spain's four
step plan to return to normality, that is.
What does it mean? What can we do?
Confusion
reigned for a while as we tried to work it out.
I
think I've got the main points sorted:
We can meet ten people at a bar at any
time of day.
By
bar, I mean bar TERRACE which can only be used at 50% capacity.
We
can meet ten people at a bar but we can't sit on the beach.
We
can meet ten people at a bar at any time of day but we can only exercise at
certain hours of the day. (Adults 06.00 t0 10.00 and 20.00 to 23.00).
We
can also meet these ten people in a house. Any house. (I think.)
In
non-bar news: Shops under 400sqm can open and customers should make an
appointment.
Mask
are compulsory on public transport.
Back
to the bar news: Meeting ten people in a bar isn't compulsory but recommended to
help kickstart the economy.
Those who find themselves in a bar
should celebrate having understood the regulations of phase one.
I'm
embarrassed to say I have not met anyone at a bar yet and have yet to help the
local economy.
Instead
I did something I had been daydreaming about doing once lockdown relaxed:
A PICNIC IN THE MOUNTAIN!
We
were four adults and two toddlers. There was no one else about.
After
being so excited about the prospect of going 'uppamantin' our toddler seemed
grumpy. When we paused to set her down on the ground she tried to walk off the side
of the mountain, pointing and shouting, 'Aguita!' at the sea view. Clearly she
would have preferred the beach. To be fair, it was bloody hot.
She
cheered up later and the two little friends rekindled their friendship. They
explored barefoot, showed each other snails and swung on hammocks rigged at
different levels from two trees.
Meanwhile
the adults caught up over wine - why only one bottle? - and ate shredded
chicken and homemade bread and hummus and carrot sticks.
Oh,
I felt pleased that the bars of Mallorca were making so many people happy that
day, but at Phase One, the mountain was the only kind of bar for me.
Don't
worry. There's still time to help the local economy. *Cheers!*
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