#5 PatheticPitches - Highly Confidential

This spoof cover letter was submitted by writer, Ben Blackman, who blogs at Red Trouser Days and tweets as @Ben_Blackman

If you'd like to write a pathetic pitch or rubbish cover letter for my blog, please send it over to Emily@emilybenet.com If it's funny I'll be sure to post it! (Word Limit: 500 words)

Read last week's pathetic pitch: BREAKING BAD EGGS.

#4 Pathetic Pitches - Breaking Bad Eggs

 

 

 

Fancy writing a ridiculous cover letter? It's ever so therapeutic. Please send your rubbish cover letter or pathetic book pitch to Emily@emilybenet.com If it's funny I'll be sure to post it on my blog! (Word Limit: 500 words)

Read Last Weeks's Pathetic Pitch - The Action Packed Fiction Novel by Mark Grant 

#3 Pathetic Pitches - The Action-Packed Fiction Novel

This pathetic pitch was submitted by novelist and screenwriter, Michael Grant. Follow him on Twitter @Michael_R_Grant 

Fancy writing a ridiculous cover letter? It's ever so therapeutic. Please send your rubbish cover letter or pathetic book pitch to Emily@emilybenet.com If it's funny I'll be sure to post it on my blog! (Word Limit: 500 words) 

Read Last week's Pathetic Pitch 'Dear Fluffles'... 

#2 Pathetic Pitches - Dear Fluffles

This cover letter was submitted by Isabel Rogers who blogs at IsabelRogers.org and tweets as @Isabelwriter

Fancy writing a ridiculous cover letter? It's ever so therapeutic. Please send your rubbish cover letter or pathetic book pitch to Emily@emilybenet.com If it's funny I'll be sure to post it on my blog! (Word Limit: 500 words)

Read Last Week's Pathetic Pitch...

#1 Pathetic Pitches - The Gift

 

Fancy writing a ridiculous cover letter? It's ever so therapeutic. Please send your rubbish cover letter or pathetic book pitch to Emily@emilybenet.com If it's funny I'll be sure to post it on my blog!