So I may not have
been entirely straight with you about my reasons for having a Spring Clean.
Don't get me wrong, I do clean when I need an idea for a novel, but I don't go
as far as trying to sell my furniture on Twitter, which is what I've been doing
lately.
In my workshops. I preach that you shouldn't bombard people with sales
pitches on social media, and here I am, trying to sell a 2000 pocket sprungmattress and a leather sofa (subtle or what?).
Do you know what my
favourite daytime TV show is? It's A Place in the Sun. If you don't know it,
it's a property show, where a British
Couple is shown around a sunny part of the world looking for the right house.
Usually the couple is approaching retirement age or already retired. It always
seemed a shame to me to wait so long until you could enjoy the sunshine and a
life lived outdoors. I'd look longingly at the Spanish fincas; bougainvillea climbing up the walls, a sundrenched terrace
inviting me in, making me imagine every meal enjoyed al fresco.
Have you guessed
where I'm going with this yet?
It just so happens my husband and I are part of trend of people in their 30s leaving London,
hoping for a better quality of life and a flat that costs less than half a
million pounds.The only difference is
we're not moving North as so many are, we're leaving the country.
We're going to Spain. Mallorca,
specifically. We both speak Spanish, half my family live on
the mainland... is it so crazy?
This is how a
conversation went with a patient at the osteopath, (where I work,) on hearing I
was moving:
Patient: Wow. Have you spent loads of time out there
then and fallen in love with the place?
Me: Uh, no. I don't really know it at all. I only
went once for a wedding. My husband didn't come though. He's only been there once
for three days.
Patient: But you have friends out there? Family?
Me: No, we don't know anyone on the island at
all. Not a soul.
Patient: So you've never really been and you don't
know anyone there... so, why are you
moving?
Me: (shrugs) Why not? We don't own anything and
we don't have kids. If it's a disaster, we can always come back.
So there you have
it, dear readers. We are packing up shop and seeing what life on a Balearic island
is like. It's only down the road really, isn't it? We'll be back all the time.
In fact, I'm already booked to come back for a Self Publishing Conference and
Winchester Writers' Festival, so please do keep offering me jobs!
Good, I'm glad I've
got that off my chest. Now I can focus on plotting my next novel. You'll never
guess where it's set...
(If you do happen to know anyone who needs a very comfortable double bed, or a sofa, please share the info. Free delivery withing M25! Thanks a million.)