Sunday, 3 February 2013
I'm Away Guest Blogging!
Hello! I'm guest blogging for Mslexia at the moment so please visit me at their Blog. I'll be back here next month.
Here are some of my guest posts:
Tweets, Tweeps & Twits
The Pressure of an Online Presence
Social Media: Friend or Foe
Thanks for reading!
Emily x
Thursday, 31 January 2013
Mission Accomplished: 1 Serialised Novel
Today
I finished my serialised novel after four months, 83,000 words, two
notebooks and approximately four packs of post-its. It has been the best
experience I've ever had writing.
Seriously,
you can't write Spray Painted Bananas and feel miserable while
you're doing it. That said, the last chapter nearly killed me. It was
fun, NOT easy!
One
part of my brain feels burnt out and the other is buzzing. I'm
thrilled by all the positive comment pouring in and excited by the
counter which has reached 340,000 hits. But while this is all
wonderful, I have also noticed that people keep asking the same
question: What
are you writing next?
Next?!
I cry. You mean I have to write ANOTHER novel?
Now?
And
yet it's not such a crazy idea really, is it? That's what writers do.
My
husband is particularly pleased that I've completed this novel so
quickly.
'That
means you can write three novels a year!' he said.
Ha.
Ha. Ha. Not happening. Speed isn't everything, my friend. I don't want
to write War and Peace, but I don't want to write comics either.
I'm
pleased though. When I began this challenge I trusted that it would
come together. But I didn't expect to create something I would become
so fond of.
I think it's the most complete novel I have written to
date. And best of all it has a REAL spray painted banana on the front
cover, which would look very fetching on the shelves of Waterstones
or even better, on the screen of my local ODEON.
Alright
I think I'll stop there. I'll need some imagination for the next
book.
Above, the book trailer I illustrated when I was still plotting. I originally was going to call the novel 'Spray Painting Bananas' until someone said it sounded like a 'How to..'!
Thursday, 24 January 2013
Upcoming: Blogging for Beginners Workshop
My next Blogging for Beginners Workshop is taking place on Saturday 9th February in South East London and there are still a few spaces available!
If you'd like to begin a blog but aren't sure where to start, or perhaps you've already started but still have lots of questions, then why not come along to a friendly and informative workshop? I'd love to share with you what I've learned over the last 4 years of blogging!
When?
Saturday 9th February 2013
10am - 2pm
Where?
77 Tower Bridge Rd
SE1 4TW
How much?
£40.00
About me
I'm the author of 'Shop Girl Diaries' (Salt Publishing) which began as a blog and was winner of the CompletelyNovel Author Blog Awards 2010. I've contributed to Publishing Talk's Guide to Blogging, Blogging for Creatives and written about social media for Mslexia magazine and The New Writer.
For more information and booking please visit my Workshop Page
Otherwise don't hesitate to contact me at Emily@emilybenet.com
Friday, 18 January 2013
Em, aren't you being a hypocrite?
Blog: Em, aren't you being a bit of a hypocrite?
Emily: Why's that?
Blog: Don't you tell everyone in your
blog workshops to write regularly?
Emily: Yes...
Blog: So, you are being a
hypocrite.
Emily: But I do write regularly. I've never written so much in my life.
Blog: Maybe it's a computer error then
because lately none of your blogs have been showing up.
Emily: Ah. No. I haven't written any
blogs.
Blog: But you said...
Emily: Not here anyway, but I have
written lots for Mslexia and one for the Writers' Hub.
Blog: Boring!
Emily: I'm also three chapters away
from completing a serialised novel called Spray Painted Bananas.
That's more than 75,000 words worth of free reading material. In fact I'm a
bit gutted I won't be able to pitch it for publication now, I've grown quite attached to it.
Blog: Boo hoo... 'nanas schmanas...
Emily: What more do you want from me?
Blog: Wake me up when you post a blog.
Emily: So, you're not going to read my
book?
Blog: Nope.
Emily: Even though I've been working on it for
4 months... for the love...
Blog: Fine! Give me the link.
Emily: Thanks! Here it is.
Blog: Now sod off and write a blog.
Emily: Done!
Blog: Smartass.
Monday, 7 January 2013
A Brief Encounter with America
I've returned from
America. The immediate consequence of this is that I no longer have a
cute accent. People remarked on it in shops over there, 'Oh my gad, I
just luuuve it!' was the general consensus.
Would I be right in thinking the British accent to an
American is what a French accent is to a Brit?
Incidentally, part of my reason for
going to America, apart from spending Christmas with my husband's
family, was of course to correct my 6 year old nephew's pronunciation
of Water. It's an annual exercise with repeatedly disappointing
results and goes a bit like this:
Me: War-tah
Nephew: WARRA
Me: No, Waaaar-tah.
Nephew: WARRA!
Me: Oh whatever.
America is the place where I feel most British. Anywhere else I consider myself European with allegiances to two countries although little inclination to belt out the national anthem of either, and much less with a hand on my heart. Although to be fair, the Spanish anthem doesn't have any words, so I couldn't belt it out even if I wanted to. But in America I do feel and have fun being British. There I feel a desire to befuddle people with cockney rhyming slang or echo the well spoken characters of Enid Blyton books.
While secretly I think
American spelling makes a lot of sense, there are some words I can't
take seriously. For instance the word 'restroom'. A temple is a
restroom, a yoga room is a restroom, but as for the lavatory... really? It's childish but I enjoy asking where the loo is, or the
toilet is, because in America they sound like rude words.
America is different. More so than I expected. I didn't realise that they didn't have Boxing day over there or that they would look at me blankly when I asked for mulled wine. I asked for it at a fairground and the woman shook her head, 'This is a family park, we don't serve malt wine.' They didn't have any mulled, malt or ordinary wine in the family restaurant where we ate later. It seems quite common in America to separate alcohol from family establishments, which is strange, because when you're with all the family you generally need a proper drink. As for their no alcohol until 21 policy, don't get me started. You can be married, have kids, a driving license and own a gun by 18, but you can't have a drink... How did that happen?
What stands out most of
all about The United States is that everything is bigger. My sister
in law has a fridge that would be sold as a one bedroom flat if it
were in London. The second thing that stands out for me, and I feel
like a country bumpkin for saying this, but everything looks like it
is in the films. Before we headed to Washington DC, we spent a couple
of days in New York.
Arriving in the Big Apple was so exciting to me.
I loved the traffic lights, the taxis and the policemen carrying
their coffee and doughnuts. I loved the blinding lights and the
bagels.
It's funny and wonderful how the ordinary for one person can be extraordinary for somebody else. That's the great thing about travel. So here's wishing that the New Year brings us all more adventures in distant places!
Tuesday, 18 December 2012
ShopGirl meets 'Bookshop Girl' - Jen Campbell
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| Jen Campbell in Watermark Books |
I
met Jen Campbell at a book-signing in Watermark Books in Kings
Cross Station. I’m always excited to meet fellow shop people and
exchange retail stories. I was also eager to meet her because like
mine, her book started out as a blog, and blog-to-book stories happen
to be one of my favourites!
I
knew it was going to be good but I didn’t expect to be on the Tube
in the middle of rush hour, crushed between arms and legs, reading it
with a big grin on my face. It’s hilarious. HILARIOUS. It
reminded me so much of working in my own shop; all the random
requests and bizarre assumptions. I loved it and would recommend it
as a great Christmas present for anyone who can read!
Customer: What’s your name?
Bookseller: Jen.
Customer: Hmmm. I don’t like that name. Is it ok if I call you something else?
Customer: Do you have this children’s book I’ve heard
about? It’s supposed to be very good. It’s called “Lionel
Richie and the Wardrobe.”
When
did you start writing your blog and how did it become a book?
After
a particularly strange day in May 2011, I started putting few
examples of ‘weird things...’ up on my blog. They were never
supposed to become a book, so what happened next was a wonderful
surprise. The posts were very popular - the links were thrown around
twitter by bookshops and publishers who found them funny. Neil Gaiman
tweeted about them, and then blogged about them, which opened them up
to a much wider audience, one of whom was Hugh, who works at
Constable and Robinson. Hugh called me at the bookshop asking if I’d
like to make a book of ‘Weird Things...’. Half an hour later he
was standing in front of me in the bookshop. It was all very surreal.
I’d just got an agent for my fiction, so Hugh and my agent had a
chat, contracts were drawn up and I got on with writing it. It all
happened rather quickly!
People
have this silly idea that working in a bookshop is relaxing! Did you
ever have time to blog/write in the shop?
Oh,
if I had a pound for every time someone said to me ‘I’d love to
work in a bookshop; you get to read all day!’ Very much not the
case. There’s only ever one person in our bookshop (most of the
time that person is me). I have to open up, deal with the buying and
selling of books (I work in an antiquarian bookshop), assist
customers who are in the shop/customers on the phone (sometimes both
at once!); then there’s cataloguing the stock, researching for
buyers, repairing books, doing the stocktake, internet orders,
answering emails... the list goes on and on. There’s always a lot
to do.
What’s the weirdest non-book request you’ve
ever been asked?
Oh,
if we sell iPod chargers, lottery tickets, Christmas trees...
I
thought people only haggled at markets and chandelier shops, but no
so! What was your cheekiest haggler? How do you deal with them?
The
cheekiest - not even a haggle - was someone who wanted to take the
dust jacket from a first edition we had, as they didn’t have a dust
jacket on their own copy. He didn’t want to pay for it; he just
wanted it, and wasn’t very pleased when I declined!
I
read you have a section in your bookshop for toddlers. How do you
avoid colossal damage being done to the shop and all your books?
I keep
a beady eye on them. Obviously we want children to look at the books,
but they can get a bit over-excited. Usually the parents are
vigilant, but not always. The latter was more the case in Edinburgh
(where I worked before moving to London, in a new independent
bookshop). There was a boy who ripped the head off ‘the tiger who
came to tea’ and whose parent really didn’t care, children who
would climb bookshelves, and there were even parents who would leave
their toddlers in the shop and disappear to Tesco next door to do
their food shopping. It can be a bit stressful, but it keeps us on
our toes!
What
book have you found yourself mostly recommending this month?
The
difficulty with an antiquarian bookshop is I can’t recommend the
same book again and again as we only have one copy of a particular
edition. But, for Christmas, lovely old editions of Alice,
Orlando the Marmalade Cat, some signed Doctor Who books, and
beautiful editions of fairy tales illustrated by Dulac, Arthur
Rackham etc.
In
life, outside of our older books, the books I’ve been recommending
have been The Age of Miracles - Karen Thompson-Walker, Sweet Home -
Carys Bray, New World Fairy Tales - Cassandra Parkin and Swimming
Home - Deborah Levy. Poetry-wise, I’ve been recommending One Eye’d
Leigh - Katharine Kilalea, A Body Made of You - Melissa Lee-Houghton
and Tomorrow We Will Live Here - Ryan Van Winkle.
If
you weren’t a bookseller, what would you be doing?
Erm...
this question makes me panicky! Ha. Well, I’d be a writer (which is
my other job, anyway), though that wouldn’t pay all the bills. Hmm.
Perhaps I’d be an English Literature lecturer... I don’t know. I
can’t really imagine not being a bookseller.
My
local stationers says Kindles will never replace books, and that he's
selling more paper than ever. Other people believe digital books will
replace books in the next ten - twenty years. What's your opinion on
the matter? Do you fear for your bookshop?
I
fear for our bookshop but not really because of Kindle - because of
the massive rise in the number of charity shops and because of huge
discounts on books in supermarkets and on Amazon.
Re.
e-readers: at the moment I think that there’s a definite split in
the market. A lot of e-readers are bought as presents and are never
used; a lot of people have been converted; some people say that they
have an e-reader but still buy the paperback versions of the books
they love. It’s so hard to predict. I don’t own an e-reader
myself, and I hate that Amazon have the monopoly on the market. I
completely understand the practicality of an e-reader; it’s just
not for me (but I’m a bookseller; I would say that!). I love the
smell of a book, the feel of it, and the actual event of going to a
bookshop to look for a book to read; it’s about the whole
experience as far as I’m concerned. Also, I read a lot of poetry
and I think that loses something in translation from paperback to
e-book.
What
I think will happen is that e-books will continue to grow in
popularity and, perhaps, the market may eventually end up being
e-books and hardbacks. Physical books are going to become more and
more about how they look; they will be gifts, beautiful objects to
treasure. I love my paperbacks and I want them to stay, though, so
I’ll have my fingers crossed for that. What I don’t want is the
price of e-books to fall to an unsustainable level - which in some
cases they are doing, and I hope the pirating of e-books is
controlled as well as it can be. Ultimately I still want books to be
valued, and seen as things that are worth paying money for. So many
people work their socks off for a book to be produced, and it’s
hard enough for writers to make a living as it is.
I’ve
heard another book is on the horizon. Tell us more!
Indeed!
I’ve just finished writing it. 'More Weird Things Customers Say in
Bookshops' will be published April 2013. We’re just finalising the
cover at the moment, and then the lovely Brothers McLeod will
illustrate it, as they did for the first volume.
In
other writing, my poetry pamphlet ‘The Hungry Ghost Festival’ is
published by The Rialto (that came out in July), and I’ve just
finished writing my first full-length poetry collection called ‘the
day we ran away from the circus,’ which we’ll be submitting to
publishers in the new year. I’m also working on a novel. So, lots
of different things. I’m looking forward to having a little bit of
a break over Christmas, - reading lots of books, eating lots of
cheese and having a glass or two of mulled wine. Oh yes. I hope you
all have a lovely Christmas, too!
Jen’s Blog
Jen
on Twitter
Weird
Things Customers Say in Bookshops Facebook Page
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Customer: Do you have a book that has a list of aphrodisiacs? I’ve got a date on Friday.
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Wednesday, 5 December 2012
The Last of My Twenties
I turned 29 on
Friday.
Two days prior I’d
lain in bed staring up at the ceiling, feeling dissatisfied by this turn of
events
Why did it
bother me so much? I suppose I felt I hadn’t really worn out 28, or for that
matter, 27. It seemed a bit wasteful, like throwing that plastic spoon away after
one little stir of your takeaway coffee.
It’s a
condition, getting grumpy about birthdays, passed on from my Dad. He doesn’t
think much of aging. In fact he laughs in its face as does my 94 year old
grandmother who has never displayed a grey hair in her life.
‘You can’t do
much about it,’ people say. But I’m not so sure. A woman who used to work in
our shop was 59 for six, long years so clearly she knew something.
I could have a
baby at this age and it wouldn’t even be a shock. That shocks me.
What would I do
if I had a baby?
Write baby books?
If you think
about it, being the target market a baby would be able to give me great tips.
I’d have to decipher their gurgles of course but I’m sure there’s a
self-published, ‘How to interpret your Baby’s Gurgles’ on kindle that I could
download.
I’m always
curious to hear how writers cope with writing and looking after children. I’ve got an image of a Big-Me and Mini-Me
working side by side, me at big desk, Mini-Me at tiny desk and we’re both
scribbling. Of course there is no nappy changing and the only one doing the
crying is me, because I’m stuck on a chapter. Mini-Me is holding it together
very nicely in fact.
Wishful thinking?
Not really. I’ve said it before I don’t want a child of mine chasing a career
in the arts. No one wants to bring up a tortured soul, do they?
Back to the sad topic
at hand: the last of my twenties and how I’m going to deal with it. My plan is
to buy a sword, wear green for the foreseeable future, befriend a male fairy
called Tinkerballs and fight pirates. Yes, it sounds pretty failure proof to me
too.
If you’ve got
any better suggestions, let me know.
Before I embark
on my end of twenties crisis however, I’m going to The States to spend my first
Christmas ever away from home. This year I’ll be spending it with my husband’s family which is exciting as they know how to have a good time.
I’m sure we’ll
do very Christmassy things like cut down a tree, wear garish knitwear and spike
Santa’s milk. So, if you don’t hear from me here, you now know it’s either
because I’m caught up in fairy lights or chasing Pirates around The White House with a sawn off pine
tree.
I will continue
to be showing signs of life on Wattpad with regular updates of my serialised
novel SPRAY PAINTED BANANAS and as a Guest blogger for Mslexia Magazine.
So, toodle-pip for now and may your Christmas be full of pleasant surprises.
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